OMG imagine Artemis singing “What’s This?” when he first arrives in Haven.
Imagine Juliet and Butler singing “Kidnap the Fairy Cop”
DUDE NO WAY
ARTEMIS FOWL JOKES
ON MY DASH
leaveyourdoubt remember when I tried to make you tea at that party at my house? Yuuup :)
*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*
is it just me or is this new megan trainor song not body positive at all
It totes is: Y’ALL ARE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS BUT NOT SKINNY ONES CUZ YOU AINT REAL GIRLS NOPE
Honey get the camera she's saying her first words!!
funny?? Face??? Fruit???
f-f..f-feAR IS FREEDOM! SUBJUGATION IS LIBERATION! CONTRADICTION IS TRUTH! THOSE ARE THE FACTS OF THIS WORLD! AND YOU WILL ALL SURRENDER TO THEM, YOU PIGS IN HUMAN CLOTHING!
Anonymous said: it's been years, but i never apologized. and i'm so so sorry
Wow I’m glad *you* are apologizing, but I have no idea who owes me an apology from “years” ago…so, sorry. Doesn’t really count on anon :/ booooo